I want to buy myself one of these fighting knives for my birthday before Christmas. Which one of these do the navy seals carry the most, and also the most accurate paratrooper delta force knife? Obviously, these are premium tools and I need them for premium very high speed uses you wouldn’t understand.
by SnooMacaroons4438
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WWID? Saving a lot of money 🤣
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I mean, if the throwing knives have proper weight behind them sure I’d give it a shot, but that’s about it.
Pay for my gas and pop and leave
Go somewhere else
Find a good knife store.
I think the navy seals use that predator knife in the back case the most! 😂😂😂🤣🤣 I’m laughing so hard at this on Christmas my family thinks I’m Saint Nick.
Low end junk.
I would head over to r/mallninjashit where it belongs
I would fill up with Regular and drive to a knife store.
The ONLY thing there that remotely remote me is the Hylian sword. But it’s not that strong of a temptation. 😂
Obviously the Master Sword.
It’s the only clear choice here.
ninja stars would be fun
Pay for my gas, drive home and buy a Busse
I can’t see your Luminox in this picture or your Merrells.
Ask if they had any K2.
I would grab one of the revolver knifes just for the unique factor of it. Is it low quality, absolutely. Would it look neat in a display case, absolutely.
Our dude has like 15 Benchmades this is clearly a meme
Ninja stars are the way, especially if you have to infiltrate an enemy fortress.
Headshop trash
Ninji stars all day.
EDC throwing stars. All day, every day.
Exit the store and look for literally anything else
Save my money
Guys this is a joke.
Chinesium
That sweet claw from the cool patrol. Are you at a flea market?
Pass, on every one of these. Quality over gimmicks all the way.
Chuckle
Look at something else
Call my mom and ask her to pick me up from the mall.
Find the exit and find a store not filled with crap
I’m sure there’s a Benchmade display in there too right?
The Navy SEALS carry the Billy the Kid knife guns. I know that for sure. My coworker’s friend’s brother’s uncle’s wife’s son’s cousin once shook hands with a guy who almost went into the Navy to become a SEAL.
ALSO, I would ask them to make sure they calibrate and tune up the accuracy the knife before you buy.
Make sure to stop by the nearest martial arts academy on your way home since you’re already a shitty mall ninja
Thank you all for the comments, I hope you all got as much of a kick out of these knives as I did. Happy holidays to all!!!
The revolver knife LMAO. That is the least practical and most ridiculous knife I’ve ever seen, and that’s saying something.