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WanderingZed22
How much are cats worth on the secondary market?
All_At_One
Thank you for posting all your wonderful Christmas presents. I’ll be busy tonight 😉
Mini pry bar on my key ring
AA torch
Someone asked about a pry bar on my last post, so here it is.
southsamurai
Felicia? Is that you? Or are you Selina?
Last-Ad-2970
You’re missing the grappling hook and the glass cutter.
MadJackChurchil
Only pry bar I’ve seen in the sub that would be useful in a prying situation.
SevEff44
Did you know… before the invention of the crowbar, crows mostly drank alone.
beaukneaus
If you don’t have sticky gloves, you’re not a cat burglar!!
pm_me_your_lub
Lol I have that same brass pocket hook. #1 EDC item. Never out of rotation.
Lopsided_Pain4744
Sneakers fooooor……SNEAKING
shooter19802003
I call BS on this one. No self respecting cat burglar would use a steel crowbar these days. Everyone knows titanium is the only way…….gees.
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How much are cats worth on the secondary market?
Thank you for posting all your wonderful Christmas presents. I’ll be busy tonight 😉
Mini pry bar on my key ring
AA torch
Someone asked about a pry bar on my last post, so here it is.
Felicia? Is that you? Or are you Selina?
You’re missing the grappling hook and the glass cutter.
Only pry bar I’ve seen in the sub that would be useful in a prying situation.
Did you know… before the invention of the crowbar, crows mostly drank alone.
If you don’t have sticky gloves, you’re not a cat burglar!!
Lol I have that same brass pocket hook. #1 EDC item. Never out of rotation.
Sneakers fooooor……SNEAKING
I call BS on this one. No self respecting cat burglar would use a steel crowbar these days. Everyone knows titanium is the only way…….gees.
Wet bandits!
@police. Arrest this man
you need one of these.
[Hooligan FET](https://countycomm.com/products/12-ti-hooligan-forced-entry-tool-titanium?_pos=5&_sid=090a80398&_ss=r)