That’s an ancient Klingon weapon. It’s name roughly translates to “mall ninja shit.”
sussex_social
That’s for a one armed Klingon
Rokett
thanks for all the attention and funny takes. I just wanted to find it’s name and list it on ebay to get a few bucks
Edit: I wasn’t expecting this much of fun, thank you all lmao
Lektour
It’s a Klingon pocket knife
Mister_Brevity
Klingon batMeth
seti42
If it were of human make, it’d be in the punch dagger family. But this is clearly Klingon (of the M’allnin-Ja clan).
Complex-Wedding-7572
“OWE Icut Myself.”
Potential-Most-3581
Cos play
humorous_anecdote
A mall ninja version of an ulu knife.
soapboysavi
Something stealth elf would own
martinaee
That’s a Five-to-Ten. Not very practical.
toddy-bear
r/Mallninjashit
Heavy-Ad679
I used to have one as a kid it made for a decent throwing knife, surprisingly.
PuertoRicanwithknife
It’s called “trouble” 🤣… And I don’t want any
DecentHighlight1112
Is a unhardened shitty steel paperweight
jamescharisma
Virginity Protector 5000
daned1983
The Texas ball scratcher
XxGRYMMxX
I believe it’s called junk.
qaz46
That’s a melee weapon from call of duty Black ops 3
Puzzleheaded-Fun-303
Mall-ninja bullshit.
Tightisrite
E fucking legal lol
StrikerFiredG26
Hey batman has been looking for that!
Bootlegger33
An idiot knife.
Killydor
Knife for Crazy Man
libertarian1994
That’s called a “atThangRightEre” roughly translated to English as “truck stop ninja blade”
diarrheaface420
That’s a poop knife. 💩
FunBill5898
I would say a death ulu
AnimaDeMachina_RR
Mall ninja
ExistingBathroom9742
Junk? Mall Nina Shit?
gwhitt32
Name is pure junk and if you bought it you were skunked. That’s my rhyme for the day
PeregrinePacifica
I believe there is a style of blade resembling this from India though this one looks less like a classic weapon and more like it was designed by someone whos a little too into Batman.
DeliberatelyDrifting
A contraceptive?
huntsvillian
The name? Guy Fieri…
too105
Wall art
Theboywhotakesit
Stupid is what it’s called
Jboss17099
It’s a batarang
venom25
It’s call “Guaranteed,” because the owner is guaranteed to cut himself.
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Jail time 😆
What is this, a bat’leth for squirrels?
Useless fantasy knife
Scrap metal
A batarang haha
That’s an ancient Klingon weapon. It’s name roughly translates to “mall ninja shit.”
That’s for a one armed Klingon
thanks for all the attention and funny takes. I just wanted to find it’s name and list it on ebay to get a few bucks
Edit: I wasn’t expecting this much of fun, thank you all lmao
It’s a Klingon pocket knife
Klingon batMeth
If it were of human make, it’d be in the punch dagger family. But this is clearly Klingon (of the M’allnin-Ja clan).
“OWE Icut Myself.”
Cos play
A mall ninja version of an ulu knife.
Something stealth elf would own
That’s a Five-to-Ten. Not very practical.
r/Mallninjashit
I used to have one as a kid it made for a decent throwing knife, surprisingly.
It’s called “trouble” 🤣… And I don’t want any
Is a unhardened shitty steel paperweight
Virginity Protector 5000
The Texas ball scratcher
I believe it’s called junk.
That’s a melee weapon from call of duty Black ops 3
Mall-ninja bullshit.
E fucking legal lol
Hey batman has been looking for that!
An idiot knife.
Knife for Crazy Man
That’s called a “atThangRightEre” roughly translated to English as “truck stop ninja blade”
That’s a poop knife. 💩
I would say a death ulu
Mall ninja
Junk? Mall Nina Shit?
Name is pure junk and if you bought it you were skunked. That’s my rhyme for the day
I believe there is a style of blade resembling this from India though this one looks less like a classic weapon and more like it was designed by someone whos a little too into Batman.
A contraceptive?
The name? Guy Fieri…
Wall art
Stupid is what it’s called
It’s a batarang
It’s call “Guaranteed,” because the owner is guaranteed to cut himself.
I know I’m 4 hours late but I brought 🍿y’all
Mallarang
Dave
Double sided can opener.