Christmas gift from my girlfriend, should I keep her around?

by Phallusy-Fallacy

11 Comments

  1. Phallusy-Fallacy

    We will be traveling over the Holidays, opened our presents a little early. 🎄⛄

  2. cheesiologist

    If you had TWO girlfriends, you could have gotten TWO Emersons.

    Jussayin.

  3. spaceguitar

    Oh man, this is on my short list for WANTNEEDNOW. You got yourself a keeper, good sir!

  4. resonanzmacher

    It is important that you have a girl who gets your hobbies like this. It’s also important that you have a girl who cooks well. It is equally important that you have a girl who you just can’t get enough of in the sack. And it’s important that you have a girl who will keep things tidy.

    Far and away the most important thing is to make sure these girls never, ever meet

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