The moment you use the knife on that cord, it will be long to your wife and child. This is the will of the Reddit knife gods…
CaptGoodvibesNMS
That knife better be a gift for your spawn when the time comes đ
Sharp_Confection9058
Given your name, is that knife also a candidate for circumcision? Gender permitting, of course.
squirt619
I would be stoked if my dad gave me the knife that cut my umbilical cord. Just saying
nic3001
People on knifeswap be like:
Just used to cut paper once
Pigsfly77
I thought knives werenât allowed in hospitals? Lol
NDakotaFarmer
Work with the doctor on that first. Theyâll want to clean it for you first.
piirtoeri
I found mine in a rental car a few years ago. I love it.
Supremealexander
A true gentleman
Xd45hurricane
Congratulations on the Crooked River………. oh and baby.
aqwn
Blade is visibly dirty. Need to sterilize it first duh
JangoFett101
That better be sharp as hell, the cords are really tough and will be difficult to cut. Id advise against it even it would be a cool thing to do.
NorthRustic
They should sponsor you for this post lmao
BLOODMASTRdotTV
Congrats! I tried to use mine and they wouldnât let me.. even if i sterilized it first..
taspenwall
Full size or mini. Full size is the correct answer.
crackah77
Obviously she’s unimpressed, she’s a spyderco girl!
zdamant
r/Rolex vibes
Actiaslunahello
Everyone laughed at me when I packed scissors in my over night bag to deliver my daughter! The nurses didnât have scissors when it came time to cut my bellyband off! âFront pocket floral backpack, just get this thing off me.â You never know when something will come in handy until you donât have it.
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How do you like the crooked river?
Congratulations on the baby.
The moment you use the knife on that cord, it will be long to your wife and child. This is the will of the Reddit knife gods…
That knife better be a gift for your spawn when the time comes đ
Given your name, is that knife also a candidate for circumcision? Gender permitting, of course.
I would be stoked if my dad gave me the knife that cut my umbilical cord. Just saying
People on knifeswap be like:
Just used to cut paper once
I thought knives werenât allowed in hospitals? Lol
Work with the doctor on that first. Theyâll want to clean it for you first.
I found mine in a rental car a few years ago. I love it.
A true gentleman
Congratulations on the Crooked River………. oh and baby.
Blade is visibly dirty. Need to sterilize it first duh
That better be sharp as hell, the cords are really tough and will be difficult to cut. Id advise against it even it would be a cool thing to do.
They should sponsor you for this post lmao
Congrats! I tried to use mine and they wouldnât let me.. even if i sterilized it first..
Full size or mini. Full size is the correct answer.
Obviously she’s unimpressed, she’s a spyderco girl!
r/Rolex vibes
Everyone laughed at me when I packed scissors in my over night bag to deliver my daughter! The nurses didnât have scissors when it came time to cut my bellyband off! âFront pocket floral backpack, just get this thing off me.â You never know when something will come in handy until you donât have it.