My wife is not impressed I came prepared to cut the umbilical cord

by Ginger_Jew

20 Comments

  1. Eye_For_An_Ego

    The moment you use the knife on that cord, it will be long to your wife and child. This is the will of the Reddit knife gods…

  2. CaptGoodvibesNMS

    That knife better be a gift for your spawn when the time comes 👍

  3. Sharp_Confection9058

    Given your name, is that knife also a candidate for circumcision? Gender permitting, of course.

  4. squirt619

    I would be stoked if my dad gave me the knife that cut my umbilical cord. Just saying

  5. People on knifeswap be like:

    Just used to cut paper once

  6. Pigsfly77

    I thought knives weren’t allowed in hospitals? Lol

  7. NDakotaFarmer

    Work with the doctor on that first. They’ll want to clean it for you first.

  8. piirtoeri

    I found mine in a rental car a few years ago. I love it.

  9. Xd45hurricane

    Congratulations on the Crooked River………. oh and baby.

  10. Blade is visibly dirty. Need to sterilize it first duh

  11. JangoFett101

    That better be sharp as hell, the cords are really tough and will be difficult to cut. Id advise against it even it would be a cool thing to do.

  12. NorthRustic

    They should sponsor you for this post lmao

  13. BLOODMASTRdotTV

    Congrats! I tried to use mine and they wouldn’t let me.. even if i sterilized it first..

  14. taspenwall

    Full size or mini. Full size is the correct answer.

  15. crackah77

    Obviously she’s unimpressed, she’s a spyderco girl!

  16. Actiaslunahello

    Everyone laughed at me when I packed scissors in my over night bag to deliver my daughter! The nurses didn’t have scissors when it came time to cut my bellyband off! “Front pocket floral backpack, just get this thing off me.” You never know when something will come in handy until you don’t have it.

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